The hazards of owning a bicycle

I spotted this rather nice old green bicycle outside the library - tied to the handlebars a luggage label with beautiful script that begins with the word Beware and then goes on to list several defects including a broken rear brake and 3 0r 4 loose spokes but ends on a very positive note saying ages since I rode it, have fun and take care. I didn't notice the sign in the background warning of bicycle thieves. All very dangerous. To recover from such nonsense I recommend you watch this video :)